(Source: betterthankanyebitch, via ridge)

blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."
- Voltaire (via feellng)

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via strangeparkings)

shimmerfang:

teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

(Source: tenzoku, via austins-mindset)

"Ich sage nichts, aber was ich denke ist grausam."
- EMP (via keinekraftzumleben)

(Source: melancholikerx, via doessheremember)

trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

(via tfiosofficial)

(Source: twirpy, via lubricates)

maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

(via ant0rm)

"Vincent Van Gogh used to eat yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him. Many people thought he was mad and stupid for doing so because the paint was toxic, never mind that it was obvious that eating paint couldn’t possible have any direct correlation to one’s happiness, but I never saw that. If you were so unhappy that even the maddest ideas could possible work, like painting the walls of your internal organs yellow, than you are going to do it. It’s really no different than falling in love or taking drugs. There is a greater risk of getting your heart broken or overdosing, but people still do it everyday because there was always that chance it could make things better. Everyone has their yellow paint."
- (via silentious)

(Source: latenz, via serpenteena)

thats-slightly-raven:

when i was 4 my dad asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up and i replied ‘daddy i want to be a cheesecake’ it’s been 12 fucking years and no one has let me forget it 

(via austins-mindset)

wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

(Source: reverseracist, via lubricates)